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Florida Man March 4
ORANGE DISTRICT (Florida). According to an arrest report, a man in Orange County was arrested after allegedly throwing Molotov cocktails inside his car. Darnell Adams, the owner of the parking lot, said that “he came back and began throwing cocktail bombs at his car.” According to the arrest report, Ayub Abdulrahman came to retrieve his…
Florida Man March 8
The Florida Man is somewhat of an unsolved mystery. He is the frayed fabric from a worn tobacco ring in his back pocket. He is the breeze that blows through your hair while you donut on an ATV. He is that little echo in the air when someone says “Hey, the look is!” He truly…
Florida Man March 19
WINTER HAVEN FL. An SUV drove by the restaurant just seconds after the man who had eaten at Winter Haven Taco Bell on Sunday to get hot sauce. The unidentified man would have been struck by a car if he hadn’t stood up to grab the hot sauce. His seat was right in front of…
Florida Man March 24
A Florida man was issued a ticket this week for eating at the most inconvenient place possible. Officers from Lakeland Police Department were alerted by a man who was eating pancakes near the intersection of Memorial Boulevard & Brunnell Parkway on March 21. LPD reports that “the caller stated that the subject was sitting on…
Florida Man March 16
FORT HIGHDERDALE (Florida), – A Florida resident dialed 911 after finding an iguana with brightly colored eyes in his bathroom. Fort Lauderdale Battalion Chief Stefan Gollan stated that the man was afraid and didn’t know what to do next. Curus claims that Jeff Curus (a firefighter) put on sterile gloves and reached inside the cage…
Florida Man March 7
Transportation Security Administration officers in Pennsylvania discovered Monday that parts from a military rocket launcher had been missing from a registered bag belonging to a Florida man. Officials confirmed that the launcher was an exact replica after assembling all pieces. TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said Tuesday that TSA officials had also found an “inert copy”…