Florida Man July 9

Pasco County (Gray News), Florida – Pasco County MPs switched on the flashing lights after they allegedly saw Gordon Ormond driving through a red light at dawn Friday morning. They thought he would drag his white van to the side of a road but the 56-year old had other plans. According to the Miami Herald’s…

JACKSONVILLE (Florida). One man made a beer when he ran into a Florida store with a live alligator and a taped mouthpiece. WTLV published a video showing an unidentified man holding an alligator in his right hand as he entered a Jacksonville store. He walks alongside the alligator to the counter, and asks him: “Are your…

JACKSONVILLE (FLORIDA) – An alligator-eating man entered a Jacksonville convenience store looking for a 12-pack beer. According to ABC News’ local branch, Florida wildlife is investigating the incident. It was captured via a funny Facebook post. WTLC stated that it wasn’t immediately clear if the individual had committed any illegal acts. The convenience store is occupied…

BRADENTON, Florida (WFTS / / CNN) — A Florida man was hurt while shifting pool furniture onto his terrace. It just took another, but he nearly perished. Charles Lee was transferring a deck seat when a gust of wind knocked him down to the pool. A seated leg hammering his throat.”I was amazed. This decision…

St. Augustine: After pointing a gun at an unmarried woman, a Florida man was upset that she wouldn’t try his vape pen. According to the arrest report, the crash took place at McDonald’s on Friday morning in St. Augustine. The woman is employed at McDonald’s. A stranger approached her while she was at work and asked…

Uh-oh! According to nwfdailynews.com a Fort Walton Beach man aged 30 was taken into custody yesterday after a cop saw him stumbling out of his house and watering a neighbor’s vehicle. An officer saw this case and advised the man to put on a mask and lie down. The officer tried to speak to the…