Florida Man July 13

MERRITT ISLAND (Florida). According to his friend on Tuesday night during fireworks displays, the fingers of a Brevard County resident were torn off. The accident took place at a residential complex located on Ligustram Lane, near North Courtney Boulevard, Merritt Island. Officials said Ryan Dobard was airlifted from his injury to the hospital with a…

Uh-oh! According to nwfdailynews.com a Fort Walton Beach man aged 30 was taken into custody yesterday after a cop saw him stumbling out of his house and watering a neighbor’s vehicle. An officer saw this case and advised the man to put on a mask and lie down. The officer tried to speak to the…

On Monday, a Florida man was fishing for his birthday and ran into an unexpected circumstance. Jorge Bustamante landed a large amount of marijuana in the waters near Pompano Beach about 11 miles north of Fort Lauderdale. WSVN was informed by him that he had notified the US Coast Guard but not before he was…

He was determined to stay in the house and not leave. It took us three weeks to get him outside. Van Buren stated that he was always on the toilet or the couch. The 13-foot reptile is now too large to be left alone in his Coconut Grove backyard. Wildlife officials and Florida fisheries officials intervened to…

JACKSONVILLE (FLORIDA) – An alligator-eating man entered a Jacksonville convenience store looking for a 12-pack beer. According to ABC News’ local branch, Florida wildlife is investigating the incident. It was captured via a funny Facebook post. WTLC stated that it wasn’t immediately clear if the individual had committed any illegal acts. The convenience store is occupied…